"Yeah, I told the girls to watch out for you because you're a jerk." -Hayley...god dammit she rules

"Metaphysics is like the old dirty blanket of philosophy that you carry around forever that smells like death. And ethics is the new, washable blanket you got for christmas. And you put the old blanket away in your closet in a bag for like 15 years, and then you find it again and you want to see it, but everyone's like 'DON'T OPEN THE BAG!'....not that that's ever happened...to me..." -Mrs. Maclean going on an insane rant...

This weekend was a ton of fun. Chad's mom is on vacation for 2 weeks, so I went over and spent Saturday and Sunday night with him. Much fun had making food (breakfast burritos, brownies, and KD with hot dogs), and also walking around to random stores and getting strange comments from people on the street. Allow me to elaborate...

Chad was wearing this one toque he has, that says "Sinister" on it, and has 2 big horns on it. We got 3...yes 3 comments from strangers on it in probably less than 30 minutes.

1. *Chad and I are walking down the street and some lady walks by with her kids."
Lady: "Hey...you horny or something? HAHA!!"
Chad: "Um..."
Lady: "I uh...I like your hat is all.."

2. *We walk into a convenience store. The lady working starts laughing HYSTERICALLY*
Chad: "Uh..."
Lady: "Oh my goodness...I'm sorry I thought was seeing things!"

3. *We go to buy something at another store*
Lady working: "Oh my goodness, I kid you not, I just read a magazine article about someone who said they were growing horns out of their head!"
Chad: "Uh..."
Lady: "Yeah! They were saying how they needed to go to a special doctor and everything!"
Chad: "Yup...seems like everyone likes this hat..."

So after that adventure of trying to find unsweetened baking chocolate, Chad and I made brownies that looked like they were from a fucking magazine, fuck yeah. We watched X-Men 2 (X-men United, bitches), and a hell of alot of Fear Factor (the good one, when they still let ugly people on the show).

In other news, today was pretty much my last game of hockey ever. We lost in school hockey, so we're done, and the city is on strike, so no stupid house league. Wierd...I'm done...never playing in a real league again....WOOOO FUCKING HOOOOO!!!! I cannot stress how happy I am! No more fucking pressure and "team dynamics" bullshit. Awesome awesome awesome. Hang up #9 because I am DONE!

And now....time to give myself a facial. Yeah...I said facial...wanna fight about it?

God is dead
And no one cares
If there is a hell
I'll see you there
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:39 PM