This was such a good survey...I had to...I'm so so sorry everyone...

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
PARIS HILTON....DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?
Billy Talent or the Killers

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
Obviously it's Hogan

4. What is your favorite cheese?
Havarti

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal.
Chicken Teryaki with sweet onion sauce, parmesan cheese, onions, green olives, lettuce and a tiny bit of LIGHT mayo...because that's how I roll

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie-celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once (they will never call you back).
Here's the thing....I love Chad...so....no sex with anyone else

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Same rules as above. Who is it?
See above you sluts

8. Now that you've slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How will you spend it?
Tattooooooooo

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
Helloooooo Finland!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, where are you gonna go to spend that?
That AWESOME market place in Jyvaskyla!

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don't drink booze there's something you can figure out... so what's it gonna be?
Vodka vodka and more vodka

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?
Midevil times...and I would try and find like...dwarves and night elves...and then finally live out all my D&D campaigns

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?
Everybody wang-chung tonight.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what's the premise?
A show about how to be as awesome as me...called..."How to be as awesome as Addy"

15. What is your favorite expletive?
FUCKER

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything; they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
Wake up Chad...
Me: "Chad...there are mummies in the room...."
Chad: "Come on Addy...you know where the machete and meat cleaver are...let me go back to sleep."

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely.
MY BASS! AHHH

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel Of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
FUCK the SHIT out of Chad

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be?
I'd be a controller like in City of Heros...if you don't know what it is...then too bad, you suck

20. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out... you can move to anywhere else in the world! What country are you going to live in now?
Finland, hang out with my relatives, the friendly Laplanders

21. This question still counts even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?
Uhhh, I don't know...Chad likes Abstract, so we'll go with that

22. Hopefully you didn't mention this in the super-powers question.... If you did, then we'll just expand on that. Check it out... Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude look at me I can float!"?
Travis, haha, he'd love it

23. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which late celebrity will you bring back to life?
Marilyn Monroe

24. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn't think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?
My godmother, Shannon <3

What's your theme song?
In terms of my life...."Just A Girl" by No Doubt
If I was a wrestler like Chad...."Ebolarama" by Every Time I Die
- posted by Eddie @ 10:36 PM