So here's the dealio...

Lets take a look back at May 2004, May 13 to be exact. If you check back through my blogs, you'll see that this was a day where I woke up with that horrible horrible pain in my abdomen, and ended up having to go to the hospital. Well, unfortunately, the same thing happened last night. I woke up at around 3am, feeling a really dull ache in my stomach. I couldn't get back to sleep, because the dull ache slowly turned into a sharp pain along with some burning thrown in for good measure.

I tried to ignore it for the better part of the early morning, but when it was time for me to go to work at the brewery, the thought of standing there for 6 or 7 hours with this awful feeling just didn't sound too tempting.

Me: "Mom, I think I need to go to the doctor."
Mom: "WHAT WHY!? OH MY GOD! OH DEAR LORD, HARRI WAKE UP!! TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER TO THE DOCTOR!!"

The funny thing is that I'm not exaggerating at all. That was her legit reaction.

My dad took me downtown to see my doctor. Here's another funny thing that happened...

Dad: "Yeah, Addy's sick."
Secretary: "I'm sorry, the doctor's not here all week."
Me: "AW FUCK THAT!"
Dad and Secretary: "...."
Me: "Sorry...it just hurts."

Luckily, there was a "replacement" doctor that came in to check me out. This girl was funny. She made a whole bunch of sex jokes and shit while checking me out. The funniest thing ever was what she said while giving me a speech about condoms.

Doctor: "Yeah yeah, I've got to give you the whole condom spiel. I know you teens never use them, but I have to encourage it anyway."
Me: "Yeah I know. I'm only having sex with one person though, I know he's clean."
Doctor: "Yeah that's what you think! He tells you he's a virgin, and then BAM! He's given you the HIV!"

She actually said HIV...like phonetically prounounced. I could not stop laughing despite all the pain I was in.

After a few tests, it was concluded that yes...again, Addy has multiple infections throughout her tiny little body. God damn the pussy ass immune system of the female reproductive organs. Hopefully I will be feeling better by tonight, because it's Stephen's birthday and such. I would like to go over and see my friends.

And now I'm back home. Sick, in pain still, and slightly bored. On the plus side, I got out of going to work today, shitchyeah. I'm going to go sit in bed, try to feel better, and watch some movies.

WOOO HOOOO

The Farther I Fall
I'm Beside You
As Lost As I Get
I Will Find You
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 10:07 AM