"Everything's bigger in Poland." -me

"WHAT THE FUCK, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME IT WAS RIGHT NEXT TO THE FUTON SHOP!!" -Chad freaking out

"Ah! I'm naked!" -Chad, every single fucking time my mom comes into the room

Sooo another Chaddy time has come and gone. Chad brought me yet another gift, a Barbed Wire Dreamcatcher. Creative? Let's go with yes. Complete with feathers he made from an old trenchcoat that are painted half red. Many fun times were had just walking around downtown and watching movies (even though Chad fell asleep).

Oh oh, we realized another reason we are so perfect for each other. May birthstone is emerald, and July birthstone is ruby. In the Wizard of....Emerald city...ruby slippers...WE RULE.

Um, I can't think of anything else to write really. Wednesday I get to go with Chad to get his next tattoo, should be interesting. Hopefully he's a little bitch and I get to make fun of him.

Jocey, thanks for the super long blog. It's nice to know that I'm not the only one in this situation. And I totally agree, we would be so incredibly fucking hot that this is what would go down...

Me: "Really officers, we didn't know any better. We were just having a pillow fight in our bra and panties, and happened to find 2 handguns under the bed."
Jocey: "Yeah, so we went downtairs and got our dads to go outside so we could have target practice. It was so cold outside that we were shivering and our nipples were rock hard. We shot them both right in the head!"
Me: "We didn't mean to, I swear. We're just poor, lonely, easily persuaded girls with too much time on our hands. Please forgive us!"
Cop: "*While obviously touching himself* Well, I guess I can let you girls off for now...but next time..."
Us: "OOH THANK YOU!!*Hugs the cop while rubbing up on slightly*"

Obviously that's what would happen.

Now...I think I'll go eat something, and do a little research.

Cut this picture into you and me
Burn it backwards, kill this history
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:32 PM