An interesting day...

The fun started during second today. Phil and Jason showed up for our spare, and Phil, being the sweetheart he is, brought me and ENTIRE FUCKING CAN of apple juice. I was so happy. I actually managed to drink it all, along with the pudding Phil gave me too, huzzah. It was just general angry-Phil antics that made me laugh for about an hour straight.

At lunch, I got bored, and decided to check out my friend's F.R.O.S.T.Y. tables for something to do. For those who don't know, FROSTY is this big charity event we have at Ross to raise money for poor people at xmas. Anyway, I was hanging out with Zach's table and Jocelyn's table who were side by side. Jocey was selling waffles, and Zach was selling really really gross looking cookies, it was so funny. Zach would yell at just about every person that walked by to buy cookies, and they would all give him a disgusted look. Pure gold.

I'll see if I can remember a few good quotes...

"COME ON BUY SOME COOKIES!! SERIOUSLY!!! Don't buy the waffles...they...they put lots of drugs in them." -Zach

Zach: "Ok, we have one waffle for sale, donated by that table."
Jocey: "You know you want it...it's been in my pants!"

"Come on everyone...cookies...come on....ZACH'S SISTER!! ZACH'S SISTER!!! BUY SOME COOKIES ZACH'S SISTER!!!" -Sam

After a while it got pretty competitive. Both tables were screaming furiously at potential customers walking by. It was insanity. Jocelyn decided it was time for some strategic marketing. She made up a sign for her new sweetened deal.

Here's what the sign said: "For sale: Waffles and Girl-On-Girl Action"

Jocelyn had volunteered to kiss me (without my consent mind you) for any amount of money offered. Whatever, it's not like I havn't done it before, haha. We soon had one potential customer. Here's how that went...

Jocey: "Come on, one dollar and you can see me and Addy kiss. What a deal!"
Brendon: "I don't know..."
Jocey: "Come on!"
Dan: "Yeah, come on man."
Zach: "MAN! IF YOU DON'T DO IT....IT MEANS YOU'RE GAY!"
Brendon: "I guess that settles it."

As you can probably guess, yes, I kissed Jocelyn for a dollar. It was funny. We all laughed and people cheered. I was the center of attention, I was happy.

After lunch, I headed off to hockey. It was an ok bus ride, considering me and Abby were awesome at geography for the whole thing. We spent pretty much half the drive naming the capitals of pretty much every country we could think of. It went a little something like this...

Abby: "What's the capital of....Cambodia?"
Me: "ANGKOR WAT!"
Abby: "YES! WE RULE!!"
Me: "What's capital of...Thailand?"
Abby: "BANGKOK!!!!"
Me: "FUCK YEAH!!"

Oh yes, we were awesome. People were SO fucking annoyed with us. I swear we went through about EVERY country we could think of. The only one we couldn't remember was the capital of Poland. I'll just ask Chad, haha.

The game was shit, considering we lost. The reffing was terrible because it was "local boy" refs. During the last 3 minutes of the game, I got hit harder than I've EVER been hit before in hockey. The stupid part was it was AFTER the whistle, and I wasn't anywhere NEAR their goalie. This fucking HUGE girl just double fucking fisted me (shut up, I know it sounds bad), and I landed so hard and so awkward, I couldn't stand up. It was the first time I've ever not been able to get up after a hit. I just sat there on the ice, feeling like I was going to throw up, it was terrible, and my elbows BOTH hurt now, it fucking sucks.

But things are ok now. Abby called the girl a coward after the game and it made me smile. I love Abby.

As for the rest of my night. I plan on finishing up the drawing I'm doing for Chad, and putting the finishing touches on one of his xmas presents. Hopefully he'll give me a call tonight after work to let me know how his CT scans went. I worry about that boy too much. I can't help it, I love him dearly.

I'm so sick of these crackers...why did I eat the whole box?

I Pick Things Up
I Am A Collector.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:16 PM