"*insert something funny/stupid here....and repeat it about 100 times*" -Me last night, apparently

So after a few weeks of being good clean sober Addy...last night seemed like a good time to put an end to such nonsense. In other words, I got drunk..fucking drunk....Tucker Max drunk. T'NT took me out on a company field trip to the LCBO and got me some delicious FINNISH VODKA, HOLY!! So Chad and I indulged ourselves with some Fanta and vodka, and I of course followed with my beer chasers. I don't remember much that happened, I remember the cat chewing on my foot at one point in the night. I also remember falling over in the bathroom a few times, I have a tendancy to hit my head and fall over a lot when I drink.

Chad told me a few funny things that I did. I apparently repeated everything a lot, usually something stupid or funny, and he took pictures of me when I was basically passed out in his chair, ass. Also, something happened that wasn't really normal for me, I actually fucking threw up from drinking. What the hell! I've never thrown up while drinking, never. The worst part is that it mostly all over myself, and Chad's clothes I was wearing...and Chad.

I also apparently told Chad a few times how "I was so embarassed" and "didn't deserve to be his girlfriend", now I don't remember alot, but yeah, sounds like something Drunk Addy would say. I only really have 3 regrets from last night. 1. Chad went...unsatisfied because I couldn't move enough to help him get his rocks off. I'll make it up to him today. 2. I threw up, enough said. 3. Chad was wearing his camo shorts (which are the fucking hottest thing ever) and I don't even remember it. Maybe I'll convince him to wear them when he gets home from work.

So as you've all probably guessed, I'm in Kitchener right now, waiting for Chad to finish work, so I'm killing some time here. Right now, their cat Chloe is in heat, so she's being overly affectionate, and not as crazy and bitey and clawey as she normally is. She's laying in front of me right now and being all cute. I want a kitty.

Ok, Darcy just got home, I've gotta jet.

~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 8:28 AM