I've seen more action the past 4 days than a 3 dollar hooker.

I love this. My life is getting more and more exciting all the time. This weekend was again, no exception.

Saturday after work Jocey and I had plans to hang out and stuff, so I called her up on her cell phone and my goodness, 8:30 and she was already drunk. I walked downtown around 9ish to meet up with her, Trevor, and some kid named Phil. Trevor got really bitch for some reason and left, leaving me alone with drunk Jocelyn and Phil. I was the oldest and most sober person there...not a normal thing for me at all.

We went to Jocey's, got some (delicious) vodka and candy from Jocelyn's mom. We went over to Tim Horton's and saw Ian and I gave him some bubble gum. All this time, Jocelyn was very drunk, something I am not used to seeing without being drunk myself. It was quite an interesting sight to say the least. We went over to Short Stop, I got some key lime soda to mix with, and we headed back to my place. I told Phil all about Chad's awesome wrestling skillz, he was obviously impressed. At my place we watched some Steve-O, Totoro, and Jocelyn was drunkenly all over Phil, it was really funny to watch.

Phil fell asleep on my floor, me and Jocey talked for a while and she passed out in mid-sentence, quite funny. The next morning, Jocey and I woke up hella early, talked, watch Futurama, and went and made pancakes, shitchyeah they were delicious. Phil amazingly slept through all of this, those are some l33t sl33p1n6 sk1llz.

After walking Phil home, Jocey and I cleaned (cleansed is a better word actually) my room and acted girly and looked through photo albums. God damn I was a cute kid.

We went and picked up Chad doontoon, we walked, got coffee, went home and watched Donnie Darko (the most romantic movie ever). There are some pretty good quotes from this day...I'l see what I can remember.

Chad: "Do you have a malatov cocktail?"
Me: "What? Why?"
Chad: "So I can throw it into the Futon Shop."

We had an interesting conversation about genital piercings....
Me: "Jocey you'll get one with me right?"
Jocey: "Yeah sure..."
Chad: "You could get a whole bunch, just totally line the lips."
Jocey: "Oh god..."
Me: "That's gross."
Chad: "That way it would like fucking clink together when you walked."
Me: "Or take it one step further and put stretchers in them."
Chad: "OH MAN! YOU COULD LIKE PUT YOUR FINGERS THROUGH THEM THEN!!"
Me: "GOOD GOD!!"
Chad: "Hey you were the one who had the idea."
Me: "Yeah but you just took it way too far!"
Chad: "I always do!"

Chad: "I hear baby Jesus crying because you are lying!"
Jocey: "Well baby Jesus should be making me some shelves..."

"This is better than the body of Christ." -Chad talking about his pita

Me: "Can I have some green olives on it too?"
Chad: "You like green olives?"
Me: "Yes...."
Chad: "That's it. We're getting married, up at the big gothic church." (we have a big gothic church?)

"OH I FORGOT! I MOWED DOWN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER!!" -Chad, we'll just leave this one out of context...

So Chad and I hung out again all weekend. Here are some highlights, again in point form because this is getting long and boring.

-Chad came and watched my hockey game, we didn't win but at least I got a goal/penalty. Chad even made me a sign that said "We Love Eddie Plam."
-Went out for lunch with mom and Chad, food was delicious, but the asian waitress talked so quietly.
-Made suklaa love cookies (chocolate chip), Chad must've eaten about 20 of them easily.
-Chad found my old glasses and took an instant liking to them. He looks so nerdy/emo with them, I hate it, haha. Just kidding, I love him like crazy.
-Chad helped me burn things late last night to finally get rid of a lot of bad memories.

I can't believe how much I'm loving this relationship with Chad. I was so worried about getting into another relationship because...well...considering what happened with the last one, but oh my god, things could not be better. I really wish I was a better writer so I could express how I truly feel about him. Every time we hang out together things just get better and better and I feel closer and closer to him. I can't believe how fast I am falling in love with him.

So that's it right now. I'm trying to figure out plans for thursday to see NIN because a lot of plans are falling through. I have someone in mind to come with me...but I'm not sure if they will want to come...

I'm going to go shower, and get a drink. I'm happy because I just ate a really delicious baked potato.

So Throw In The Towel
Cuz You're Life Ain't Shit
No, Take Towel And Hang Yourself With It.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:12 PM