HOLY ACTION-PACKED WEEKEND BATMAN!!

Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok....let me start from the beginning as I always do. Yet again, let me warn you kids beforehand that this will be a long post so...get a chair or something.

Again Addy travels to the far away land of Kitchener for fun and games with Warhed and P.D. Flex. In other words, I bused it down to Kitchener again to meet up with Chad and Darcy for a wrestling show this weekend. Saturday night I got there around 10ish, we hung around at the house for the night, just relaxing. Chad and I exchanged Halloween presents (sort of). I only got him these 2 little candles, he went completely overboard and I couldn't believe it.

-New l33t sauce belt, black with pink stars on it
-A pumpkin button, only one that will EVER go on my L.A.M.B bag
-An Ankh pendant, to go along with the key and lock Jocey and I now share.
-Chocolate body frosting, I laughed. It was actually quite tasty.
-A mini-Warhed teddy bear, complete with skull makeup and "Take The Pain" shirt. So cute.
-The first copy of new Saddest Faction demo, I am honoured

We hung around for a while. I honestly had such a good time just hanging out with the guys watching TV with them. Darcy and Chad can make anything fun. I don't know why people say Darcy is so bad, he's really nice and great to hang with when you're on his good side, haha.

Sunday came around, we drove up to Ingersoll for the show. The drive itself was even entertaining. I sat in the back of the Jeep watching Chad and Darcy dancing to the new Bloodhound gang album (which is really really good by the way). Just seeing the 2 of them dancing like that together in the car just warmed my heart. It was awesome.

The wrestling show was just awesome, honestly I could probably have an entire blog about it. I wasn't expecting much, but it was so entertaining and fun, and the people there were so fucking nice. It was great. I'll see if I can remember a few quotes, because there were some good ones.

Chad: "Phoenix, this is my girlfriend Addy."
Phoenix: "Oh wow, how did you get that?! Hello blind lady!"

Darcy: "So when's the wedding you guys?"
Chad: "Well I need to wait until she's 18 to marry her."

Me: "Yeah this is my first show I've gone to, it's a little new for me."
Dangerboy: "Ah I see. So you're Mrs. Warhed I presume."
(Mrs. Warhed, haha, I like the sound of that)

"I know you like Warhed." -Chad, he said that to me as he walked by during his entrance

There were also about a thousand quotes from Chad and Darcy about AIDS, because apparently Chad, Darcy and even I have them. I think one was "You can only get AIDS once!"

Anyhow, I watched Chad wrestle, and let me tell you...Chad in his Warhed gimmick = FUCKING HOT. Seriously, no shirt, camo shorts, kick pads and skull makeup...it was awesome cookies. Chad kicked ass, obviously. He got a pile driver...oh my god, I was actually a little scared, but he's so hardcore he can take anything. The best part of the whole night was probably either the first time Chad threw Darcy down when he "turned on him", or when Darcy ran out from backstage the second time and him and Chad went at it again. Fuck, it was soooo much fun.

Darcy then drove us home. We got Taco Bell on the way, and Darcy kept making fun of these kids sitting accross from us who looked like the Aliens from Mars Attacks, it was so fucking funny. Oh yeah, that reminds me, Darcy also hit Chad in the nuts twice that day, both times in a fast food place. I guess it's a tradition or something.

We got back to my place, my mom was freaking out about the flowers Chad got me, FUCKING ORCHIDS!! My favourite flowers ever, I've only ever seen them up close once before in my life. It was so good. The rest of the night was mostly just hanging around. We went out for a nice late night walk which was so great, I love the night sky.

Monday was Halloween, which Chad celebrates as a fucking religious holiday. We both got dressed up in the morning, Chad was Warhed, and I was Twisted Red Riding Hood. After school, we met up with Jocelyn for trick or treating. She was Twisted Snow White, and yeah, we were the hottest things on the street by far. I'll see if I can remember a few other good quotes.

Chad: "Ok good, q-tips. Let me get a couple of these ma's....wait did I use that ma' word right?"
Me: "Uh no, it means a place. Like, it's short for 'Up in this motherfucker'"
Chad: "So I did so use it right!"
Me: "No! It's...dammit it's hard to explain."
Chad: "Fine, I'll say these momo's. That's Polish for motherfucker."

"Trick or treat, now give me your fucking wallet!" -Chad

"We made STD's out to be like Pokemon. Gotta catch em' all! I'd be like, 'Man! I'll trade you my special edition Syphillis for your Ghonorrhea!" -Jocelyn

*we walk by a construction sign that says 'U.R. Cambridge' on it*
"U.R Cambridge?! NO YOU'RE CAMBRIDGE FUCKER!!" -Chad

"These have calcium in them!?! AWESOME!" -Jocelyn

*Chad puts his fucking cold hands up my shirt on my back*
Me: "FUCK OFF!! THAT'S FUCKING COLD!!"
Chad: "Oh come on, you like it."
Me: "No! I don't! Maybe if you were toasty I would like it."
Chad: "Haha, like the Pilsbury doughboy, toasty. *Pilsbury doughboy voice* Oooh I'm the Pilsbury doughboy, I'm toasty....*pauses*wait, what the fuck am I talking about...that doesn't make any sense..."

Oh yes, you can bet it was awesomely good times. There was also a fun little thing we were doing where we would throw pretty much all the chips we got in front of Chad and he would step on them. It was funny at the time..I hate chips.

But all good things must come to end..sort of I guess. Chad headed back to Kitchener again, and sadly I already miss him. I know I know, lame Addy is coming out again, but you can't blame me, something awesome happened this weekend that is making me miss him even more, oh well. Hopefully another exciting weekend will be in store this week.

In other news, Derek's sister had her baby yesterday! Yay for Halloween baby! Congratulations Derek on being an UNCLE!! I love it. It's awesome. Life rules.

And I love No Doubt too.

Long Distance don't talk about ex-girlfriends
Don't talk about you without me
Don't Talk about the past
Let's talk about the future
Let's talk about the wedding
Let's talk about Gwen Stefani
Let's talk about how much you like me
And all that.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 6:28 PM