The post you've all been waiting for....

A post from DRUNK ADDY!!!!!

Yes folks, I admit it, I am drunk as I am typing this....

A fun filled night at Travis', so I formally apologize for any spelling/grammar mistakes in advance. It seems as though I am pressing the backspace key about every 3 seconds as I type this post.

After work tonight, I was conned into heading over to the boss' place for some drunken fun, I havn't drank at all in weeks, so it was a bit hard to turn down the offer, especially with the possibility of seeing Erik drunk. Man, I did see Erik drunk, and it was funny as hell. Not quite as entertaining as me...but still, funny. One thing I can remember he said earlier tonight...

"Addy...you know what? We should totally do it." -Erik

Good stuff. Haha. Of course I said no, and told him all about the great sex between me and Chad. Fuck...I probably shouldn't write about that on here...meh, who the fuck cares. Sex with Chad is awesome. I wish all my friends could watch me do it with him, so I could like..show off how good he is.

Good lord...I am still feeling the effects of this alcohol...I am the cheapest drunk ever. 2 Mikes and I am nearly fucked-in-half drunk. Meh, you can't blame me, look at the size of me.

Anyhow, it's very very hard to think of good things to type about when you are intoxicated. Nothing exciting happened to me today at all. I went to school, hung out with Jocey (the highlight because I heart Jocey), then went to work, then went to Travis' and drank. Fascinating eh? Oh, I also talked to Chad who actually called me at work *swoon to the max* which just completed my day. I am falling more and more for him every day.

Shut up. I'm allowed to be mushy and like someone as great as Chad. You're all jelous. I wish I was with Chad right now....only about 17 hours until I get to see him next. I can't wait.

Anyway...on the walk home I saw a really funny drunk girl (drunker than I am) crying, swearing, throwing up, peeing her pants and begging for a smoke. I'm glad I'm not like that.

Right now, I am coming down from the alcohol. I am probably between "inebriated" and "drunk" on the Tucker Max scale. Good place to be.

Fuck I need to fo to bed. Lets see if I can remember some song lyrics to end this post...this will be about Chad...

I Get Everything I Want
When I get Part of You
~Addy

P.S. I bet this will be really funny for me to read tomorrow.
- posted by Eddie @ 12:42 AM