An adventure in Kitchener....

So last night I had just gotten off work, I was literally JUST sitting down at my computer to take my usual 6-hour position for the night, when I get a message from Darcy, who I havn't seen in overa month, and havn't talked to in almost 2 weeks. I was a little surprised to hear from him, I seriously thought he had totally forgot about me with all the craziness that is Darcy's life. Here's how that conversation went.

Darcy: Hey you!
Me: Holy, where have you been.
Darcy: No internet, what are you doing tonight and tomorrow?
Me: Uh, nothing. I have school in the morning that's it.
Darcy: Ok, we're coming to get you, I'm leaving in 10 minutes.
Me: What?! Ok...
Darcy: Awesome, ciao for now.

So yeah, needless to say I was a little surprised, but it's always a good time with Darcy and Chad. Here are a bunch of good quotes from the night...

Darcy: "Hey how are you!"
Me: "Good good, so uh...who's this?"
Darcy: "...that's Chad."
Me: "Oh...crap."

Chad: "Damn you Weston Fresh bread for smelling so good."
Darcy: "We should set that factory on fire."
Chad: "Dude, the entire city of Kitchener would smell like toast."

"I was trying to make Chad look good in front of some girls, so I told them I set my family on fire." -Darcy

"If I was ever a porn star, my name would be Jesus Christ, so if I came twice it would be the second coming of Christ." -Darcy

"I don't even have to open the door anymore, I'm like a god." -Chad

Darcy: "Just let the mattress go down the stairs, it'll be fine."
*The matress goes down the stairs and slams into a light switch and totally smashes it*
Chad: "WHAT THE HELL!? I THOUGHT MATRESSES WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT!"

Darcy: "Ok, you're going to have to carry Steve-O (his scorpion) on your lap."
Me: "WHAT!? You're joking right!?"
Darcy: "Oh don't worry, he's a pussycat. ...Just don't put your hand in there."

"Chloe stop being such a pussy. Haha! Get it? Because she's a cat!" -Darcy, he said that about a thousand times

Me: "Sorry, I'm a little tired, I was up late last night drinking."
Darcy: "Alone!?"
Me: "...uh no."
Darcy: "That would have been so much funnier if you were alone."

Darcy: "You walk like a girl in a wrestling game."
Me: "...I don't even know what to say to that."

So the only thing was that Darcy didn't tell me that I was helping him move that night until halfway to Kitchener, but oh well, I was happy to help. We had to move his matress and boxspring on top of the Jeep, and of course with Darcy being Darcy, we had to take the expressway, and the fucking matress almost caught air and went flying, I was scared for my life. It was a long night with lots of trips back and forth, and poor Chad hurt his back, but all in all, still fun-filled.

The worst part of the night was probably when I had to hold Steve-O on my lap on the last trip over to the new place. I just sat there staring at the fucking scorpion, making sure it didn't defy some law of nature and decide to jump out of the aquarium at me. And Darcy the whole time was like "make sure he doesn't get squished by the rocks!", honestly, scary.

Anyway, the point is that the whole trip totally made my weekend. But right now, I'm totally sick and need to clean my room. Later kids.

And I won't lie, I won't sin
Maybe I don't wanna go.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 3:54 PM