ALIEN VS PREDATOR

Oh my goodness yes, I finally saw it, it was amazing. And OF COURSE like I predicted, Predator totally owned Alien's shit. Obviously. There was this one alien who was pretty good who managed to kill 2 Predators (pretty impressive if you ask me), but of course in the end, he got killed by the last one. The Aliens in this movie somehow seemed a lot cooler than in the actual Alien movie. Here's my version of the Alien in the Alien movie.

Guy: "Oh no, there's Alien drool on the ground"
*BAM, he's killed by the Alien*
Girl: "I've got to get off the ship!!!"
*Alien follows her a lot slower than he normally walks for some reason*
Alien: "Fuck man, I'm totally caught in these pipes."
*Alien gets burned by a rocket engine*

Serves him right. If he was smart in that movie he would've obviously followed her at full tilt so she couldn't escape in the first place. Duh. Now here's the Aliens in the AVP movie:

Predator: "Oh you crazy mofos better give me back my guns."
*BAM predator is totally killed from behind by a stealthy Alien*
Predator 2: "Oh you thinks so? It's on!"
*Alien and Predator fight. Predator throws his self tightening net on the Alien, but because Alien has acid blood it breaks the net, and Alien owns that Predator. Alien now has cool battle scar.*

See? Way cooler. Although the last Predator was probably the coolest out of everyone. He managed to kill about 3 aliens in a 5 second span. AND THEN kill about 7 in a 3 second span, he is the master. The best part was the initial battle scene between Alien and predator, because I can just imagine all the nerds around the world that are jerking to that scene because they've waited for it for a decade. I'm still in awe....so cool.

*Music from Predator*
~Addy

P.S. If anyone sees the movie and notices something different about the VERY LAST ALIEN, I applaud you.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:47 AM