Stephen: "So here, i'll give you the best tip for having sex."
Me: "Ok, go"
Stephen: "Well, when you're pumping her, just before you're both done....you knock her unconcious with a zuchinni."

"OK YOU KNOW WHAT?! WHO EVEN DOES DATA TABLES!???! THESE THINGS ARE RETARDED!! I HATE THEM!!" -Jer throwing a spaz in science

"So when I go to Tim's...I'm going to say 'Hey Jocelyn, OOT SPASMS!!' and she BETTER KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!" -Dave

Kurd: "Ok Jer, how's that?" (she's cutting his hair)
Jerms: "OH MY GOOD GOD WHAT DID YOU DO!??!"

"Well...this chicken soup is kind of lacking in the uh....chicken department." -my mom

"WOAH GUYS!!! THIS IS GREAT!!!!!" -Sam "having sex for the first time" (his voice went so hilairiously high, oh god it was funny)

"HOW AM I MORE TIRED THAN YOU!??!?!?" -Dave

Ok so a really really great last few days. Again, Dave has come over many a time and it's good good fun. No matter how frigging tired I am in the morning, it's so worth staying up until 4am with him. He really really is a wonderful guy.

So here I am....just chillin...listen to some nice mellow Incubus. My life is going really well for once in a while. Only thing is now I can't do my frigging militia CO-OP, which pisses me off largely. Ah well, I can throw in some easy courses instead. But yes, uh....life is good, and...good.

Oh yes, Jocelyn is happy again, which I am esthatic to report. God it's so nice to have everyone be in a good mood again. I missed her crazy little high pitched laugh.

What the hell, I had so much to blog about before, but now I honestly can't remember anything....I'm losing my mind.

Since I'm bored, here's a list of things you should do, because it's cool, and I do it.
1. Listen to Coma White by Marilyn Manson
2. Have some delicious soup
3. Make a kick ass claymation movie involving a person looking terrified for no reason
4. Watch Band of Brothers because it's an amazing series
5. Kick it Old School while listening to some mellow Incubus
6. Buy a mini new TV
7. Discuss ways of having the funniest sex possible
8. Discuss who would have the funniest sex possible
9. Pine for Tommy's gun
10. Never sleep

Oh, and by the way, my hair is pink again. The legend lives on.

White tie, black jacket, and I ain't seen you in a while.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 9:36 PM