Dave: "See, your problem is you're just not witty."
Me: "I can't help it, I'm just not funny ok."
Dave: "Well there was that one time when you came back from the washroom and I was like 'what were you doing Addy?' and you were like 'Pleasuring myself.'....now THAT was funny."
Me: "Yet deep down you wanted it to be true."
Dave: "Wanted?...or KNEW!!!"
*just to let everyone know, Hogan won't let me call him Hogan anymore, so it's Dave now, not the other Dave, that Dave sucks*

"Come on Addy.........come oooooonnnn" -Dave about a million times

"Frolic Addy!!.....YOU'RE NOT FROLICKING!!" -Dave

"WATCH THE FRIGGING MOVIE!" -Dave

So yes, uh last night was the dinner. It went much better than I expected, it was actually enjoyable. Dave ad his sister are so alike, which is probably why they argue so much.

Yeah, Dave's dog is exactly like him too. The dog just kind of lays around, then will come over and see you, and if you scratch him in the risht spot he'll hang around you for a while, then eat, then go back to sleep. I didn't see him do anything besides those three things, hence him being exactly like Dave.

Agh, I just realized that this entire blog is about Dave, sorry.

Ryan had communal pie again, and it was good.

That's about it.

Snakes have no hands to be tied.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 4:32 PM