"Ah! So much plaid! It's insanity!!!" -My mom

Staples guy: "Can I help you find anything?"
Me: "Yeah, help me find where that horrible chemical smell in the store is coming from."
SG: "Uh Miss, I think that's just the store. Haha, I'm here enough I just don't notice it."
Me: "Well damn, you should do something about it. I think I'm going to get sick on all your nice displays."

SG: "So are you looking for anything in particular?"
Me: "Hmm, a new desk would be nice. But my room's really small."
SG: "It's your immense beauty that takes up all the room right?"
Me: "No....what the hell are you talking about."
SG: "Wow, you're hard to compliment."

Me: "Good lord there are so many pens."
SG: "Yeah I know. First day i worked, I as afraid that they would all explode and there would be a tidal wave of ink. And if the wave didn't kill me, the ink would just be really really hard to wash off."
Me: "...."
SG: "Yeah, I get really bored here."

Me: "Well I guess I'll see you later."
SG: "Yeah, just remember, love your photocopier, and it will love you back."
Me: "..."
SG: "I don't know, that's just what they train us to tell people who have trouble with their office supplies."

So yes, the staples guy. He was really funny, haha. I was at Staples with my mom and I was wandering around while she was struggling with the Xerox machine, and I just started talking to him. He was so funny, haha. Ok I'm done.

Ok this whole thing is REALLY pissing me off. Some people are just the most arrogant assholes ever. You can't fuck around with me and treat me like a piece of ass (while in the mean time begging me not to tell your girlfriend), and then expect me to want to be best friends with you. It's not a grudge, it's just me NOT wanting to associate myself with douchebags. I'm just sick and tired because this is shit that i shouldn't have to put up with.

This is so stupid, oh my god.

And it has to happen right when he leaves. Fuck it all.....this sucks.

I miss you.

If you lived here you'd be home now.
~Addy
- posted by Eddie @ 12:42 AM