"RUDY!" -Hogan yelling at this kid out the window

"You're like my teddy bear....rawr." -Hogan

"It'll be like a quazi-date." -Hogan

"That would've been alot smoother if Addy hadn't bashed her head when she was getting in." -Hogan

"We'll have to resort to HEAVY PETTING!!!" -Hogan

Hogan: "Addy will you be freaked out if I tell you something?"
Me: "Most likely no."
Hogan: "You have a very very sexy neck...."
Me: "...."
Hogan: "God I am so tired...."

Hogan: "ADDY!! BE HAPPY!!"
Me: "How?"
Hogan: "Well want do you want?"
Me: "....ice cream."
Hogan: "Fuck that...too far for you kid."

"Fooseball....now that's a drinking game." -Hogan

Yes I realize all my quotes are from Hogan, but really you can't get funnier than him when he's running on zero sleep and 11 cans of coke.

# of hours Addy has slept: 3

# of cans of coke drank today: 9...wow that can't be good for you (that a 1:3 ratio if you want to get technical)

So I worked a crazy shift again today. I got home not too long ago and just threw up from exhaustion and hunger. maybe partly because of the immense gut rot I had....but meh.

I swear every force that exists in the world was against me playing paintball tonight. First my bolt won't move because there's a ball lodged. Then I fix it and Tommy FORGETS TO PUT THE BOLT BACK IN!! So I chopped massive amounts of paint and had to clean the whole thing. Then I finally get out, and the burst disc in my tank gives out....then I dropped my hopper and it broke in half...breaking all my paint as well....it wasn't pretty to say the least. Hogan was right, I really do just need to go lay down somewhere away from the guns.

So I FINALLY get home, and I'm all excited because I GET TO SLEEP!!! And I go to get a snack, and I find ice cream. I'm all esthatic about this because we never have ice cream. I'm feeling pretty good you know, eating ice cream, going to bed at 11....and then my mom comes down and is like "Oh you found the coffee ice cream eh?"...fuck. So now I'm awake and wired like mad. I'm going to go watch SNL now until 2am.

Even though it sounds like I had a bad day...really it was fun. I mean, a company field trip to Canadian Tire??? HOW STELLAR IS THAT?! And Hogan was super nice today and it was awesome, he called me huggable and it made me happy....plus the numerous piggy backs and vomit inducing spinning sessions.

I'm going to go make a sandwich. Cool story eh?

For as much as I love autumn, I'm giving myself to ashes.
~Addy

P.S. Hogan I am soooooo winning the healing contest....BRING IT.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:46 PM