Hogan: "we saw Jocelyn at work...and I told her she sucked."
Me: "oh...cool."
***HOURS LATER***
Jocelyn: "Hogan saw me at work...and he told me I sucked."
Me: "Oh...cool."

Jer: "You know what they should make? Bow ties...that come already tied...that you just have to like, clip on."
Everyone: "....THEY HAVE THOSE!"

"So this 30 year old guy comes up to me when I'm walking here and he's like 'Hey, are you the one I'm supposed to meet....you know, from the internet?' and i'm like 'no...' and walked the opposite way so he couldn't follow me....that's why I'm late." -Zach

"...and I can't think of anything to rhyme with Addy so lets just say she's easy." -Ending of Hogan's poem

"YEAH ADDY, IS ALWAYS ABOUT HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN HOGAN TOMMY LIKES THE CARDS HOGAN HOGAN....(and so on)..." -Everyone

"YOU DON'T KNOW WHO I AM BUT HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!" -The D-Man

"FOR FUCK SAKES ADDY CALM THE HELL DOWN!!!!" -My sister during hockey

Not many work quotes today. Tommy made fun of me alot, which isn't very common...what happened to you Tommy, you used to be cool. Speaking of which, Renegade was...eventful...today. Seizures....fire...god am i scared for the tourny tomorrow...

We lost at hockey...the other coach was trash talking me, all the organizers in the league hate me. Like that one time whatsherface wanted to kick me out of the league for backing up Hailey? Yeah, lame...real lame.

Ryan's party was good good times. We watched Night at the Roxbury, holy I forgot how funny that movie is...like that scene...with the Boom Box...I can just see Hogan doing that to me sometime in my life. I owned air hockey...as always. Zach almost got molested. And me and Jocelyn were clones in every way possible...like...our shirt...and....our shirt....and....shut up.

6:00AM...god no......
- posted by Eddie @ 11:32 PM