"AAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY" -Tommy running crazily at me, i was terrified.

"BYE ADDY!!!! SEE YOU TOMORRROOOOWWW!!......AND SUCH!" -Travis yelling out of the car at me

Derek: "lets see if the reflexes work *hits me in the knee*"
Me: "OW! THAT WAS KNEE CAP! WRONG PLACE!"
Derek: "ok i'll try again...*hits same place*"
Me: "OW DEREK!! WHAT THE HECK!"
Derek: "one more time *hits same place again*"
Me: "FOR GOD'S SAKE DEREK YOU'RE DOING IT ON PURPOSE!!!"

Me: "Ok that's it, I'm changing my name to Hogan, we're brother and sister."
Hogan: "BUT NO ADDY! THEN WE CAN'T DO THE DO!!!.....THE DO!!....DOOOOOOOOO!!"

Max (on phone): "So i'll be there tomorrow, what do you want in your coffee?"
Me: "double-double"
Hogan: "*whispers to me* Extra large black double cup..."
Me: "ok, bye Max"
Hogan: "NO ADDY EXTRA LARGE BLACK DOUBLE CUP!!!"
Me: "..hogan he's coming tomorrow..."
Hogan: "BUT I WANT COFFEE!!!!!" *room goes totally quiet*....aw...

So Zach came over again today, good good. We went to Subway, and i'm buying a pretty much brand new Blind skateboard and set-up for only 80$, that's amazing.

Hogan tricked me into thinking he was really really mad at me. It scared me so bad, since I never want Hogan to be mad at me. I was so close to going out and buying him fudgee-os or Dr. Pepper, or porn. If he had only held the joke out a bit longer. At work later I was sad, so Hogan made it his personal business to make me feel better. I've never been so harassed in my life. He picked me up, dragged me around, messed up my hair, sat on me, anything he could to make me smile. I also got lots of hugs, that's what did it for me, Hogan's hugs own.

Tommy also drew me a picture of me dancing in the sun with my friends...and the bat (apparently his name is Tim now, well he is Tommy's bat so I guess he gets to name him). Derek just poked me alot as usual. Travis attempted to turn my wallet chain into a random-piece-of-metal charm bracelet. I had a sight rail, a rape whiste, a tank chain, a grenade pin and a piranha barrel on there. When I walked it sounded like a cow bell. I kept the rape whistle, you never know when I might need it with "smelly" and Fojar around.

Homeade chocolate chip cookies are awesome.

Me and Hogan have the same shoes...and I want his toque.

P.S. Hogan I'm so sorry for using your word....i'll never use the word c****h again....Hogan is god





- posted by Eddie @ 12:21 AM