"No stop! please!!" -Girl on the other team at hockey yelling at me

"Hogan, go pick up garbage.....AND PUT ADDY DOWN!!!!" -Travis

Stupid hockey game....we so should've won it. I got a frigging hat-trick and it almost killed me. 2 of the goals against us didn't go in, stupid refs...ooooh i'll get you...

Tommy has Norwok...I'm going to die working in that place I swear. Hogan shot me right in the head, and in the foot from 3 feet away, what a mean mean guy. That's why he doesn't get any quotes today, jerky mcjerk jerk.

So yeah, like i said, work again....gah....It was kinda funny this weekend though. All the guys I work with are big dorks and are all into comic books and such. So we have this inside joke running for the past 3 weeks at least, that Addy would be a really good name for a calculator and so on (if you look at my calculator at work, Travis actually wrote Addy on it), so I was telling All the guys about my enemies list, and about my top arch enemy....my NEMESIS. They all started making this huge joke calling my nemesis "Subtracto"! Hogan started telling a story, and it went a bit like this...(sounds a bit like a familiar episode of the Simpsons if you ask me)

"Addy chases Subtracto down the hot streets of New Orleans. As they end the fanboat race and end up at Subtracto's secret stolen mansion, Subtracto runs inside and jumps in her oversized eeeevil looking chair. As Addy walks in...the chair slowly turns around, and low behold sitting in the chair is...SUBTRACTO! 'I've been waiting for you Addy' she says. 'Give me back my son!' yells Addy, suddenly her request is answered as a large burlap bag containing her son is hurled at her face. After she gathers herself, Addy looks out the back window in the room and sees Subtracto swimming in the water....slowly...so slowly making her escape. 'Curns!" yells Addy in frustration. Suddenly Addy's spunky sidekick Multiply-Guy comes running in. 'She's very slowly getting away!' he exclaims. 'Let her go,' says Addy. Addy looks out the back window once again and proclaims with much majesty and fist shaking...'I'LL GET YOU SUBTRACTO, IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO!'...."
- posted by Eddie @ 10:52 PM