"Mmm, is that cake batter? Let me try some! OH MY GOODNESS YOU PEOPLE ARE GODS!!!!!" -Ricky, geez, the cupcakes weren't that good

Kid at work: "Hey do you have a drinking fountain?"
Me: "We have water right there."
Kid: "Can I have some?"
Me: "If you pay me a dollar..."
Kid: "Oh, well is there a drinking fountain?"
Me: "I said there was water!"
Kid: "Well can I have some?"
Me: "If you pay me!!!"
Kid: "Ah!! Do you have a fountain!?"
Me: "...we have a sink..."

"Yeah!!! And today I was like 'DAVE I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!' and he was like 'WOAH'!!" -Mitter

Today at work some kid threw up in his mask, it was SO hilairiously disgusting, but the smell almost made me gag. In family studies we were making cupcakes, and we were really excited about it, since that's the best thing we've made in a while. So we get them in the oven and we're all stoked about it. 20 minutes later we check them, and nothing's changed. So we leave them in longer and still nothing changes! It turns out someone turned off our oven..dammit, no cupcakes for Addy.

Addy is a really good name for a calculator.
- posted by Eddie @ 10:27 PM