It's reasons like this why I love my mom....

Keir: "Well eventually their just going to implant cell phones into your wrist"
Me: "That would suck! Instead of just getting robbed, someone's going to chop your arm off!"
Mom: "Yeah, you'd need to put it in a body part that's not so likely to get whacked off."
Me and Keir: ".....HAHAHA!!!"

Grandma Kate: "Oh, isn't that lovely, it's a finger puppet"
Me: "Aw, it's cute, it's a beaver!"
Randy: "I want to play with it."
Mom: "Yeah Randy, you finger the beaver."
Me: "MOM! AGAIN!!"

Anyways, christmas with the relatives. I swear if my cousin gets any nerdier, I'm buying him a pocket protector. Got a scarf, some new ear plugs, a bathrobe, some mittens and some chocolate, which was nice. I also got like 200$ that I have no idea what to do with. The best though was my 50$ gift certificate to La Senza, as soon as I open it my mom (being the sick twisted person she is) says "OH!! DAVE'S GOING TO LIKE THAT!!", thanks mom....

I've ordered so much stuff from online. It better get here soon or I'll start raging.

I hate work.
- posted by Eddie @ 4:31 PM