Hogan: "So yeah, with the 30$ rental you get 100 paintballs, and you get to take Addy home."
Fletch: "Oh boy! I want that offer!!"
Me: "Except you'd go to jail because I'm under 16 you bastard."
Fletch: "HOLY F***, you're under 18??"
Some guy: "I so don't believe you, I want ID!!"
Fletch: "Too hot to be under 18."
Me: "THAT'S IT!!!! *jumps over counter with loaded gun*"

Hogan: "Addy and Nick were in the backseat of Tommy's car for 10 minutes last night."
Me: "Yeah and you were there watching."
Hogan: "Except it was so steamy I couldn't see anything!"
Me: "THAT'S IT!!!!!! *jumps over counter with gun yet again*"

Me: "I got some soup...."
Tommy: "DELICIOUS SOUP!?!"

Holy frik, i wish the old wierd paintball guys would quit coming on to me. For one it's illegal, I am under 16 no matter how old I look with these sexy pants. And Hogan that WAS sexual harassment (eyes closed or not).

Crazy 8's countdown is sheer madness, and Speed with Hogan is the scariest thing ever. He's so big and in the way, it's terrifying. Idiot is so a valid card game AND it involves strategy, jerks. War is boring, espescially when you play it for 4 hours.

I ordered my bass, it's so incredibly beautiful it makes me want to hit myself in the face with a blunt object. If you want to see it, go to this link ---> http://www.songbirdmusic.com/torasp/odetail.asp?id=8277

Everything is delicious to Tommy. He's my mentor.

(once again, I miss my Dave)


- posted by Eddie @ 10:52 PM