Guy in Music World: "Are you in line?"
Jocey: "Oh, no."
Guy: "K good, cuz if you were I'd have to kick you out!! *laughs crazily*"
Girl in wheelchair: "It's true! Look what he did to me!! *also laughs crazily*"
Me, Ryan and Jocey: "......."

Dave: "Why aren't we that romantic?"
Me: "Well we're more playful and fun I'd say."
Dave: "Yeah, faithful and plun!"
Me: "..."
Dave: "Holy, I just actually said faithful and plun didn't I?"

Me: "Holy mom...why are you walking so fast?!"
Mom: "Because I...shut up.."
Me: "You seem like you have somewhere so important to be"
Mom: "Maybe I do.."
Me: "DUN..DUN DUN DUN *to the tune of eye of the tiger*"

Me: "Woah! Look on the ground, 5$!! We should ask if that person dropped it"
Mom: "Are you kidding? Lets buy drugs."

Today was fun stuff. Me and mom went downtown for awhile, then I met up with people at the mall. I finally bought the last part of Dave's present...even though I'll probably buy him something else before i give it to him.

Dave's parents love saving money, holy mackinaw.

MMMMMM ICE CREAM
- posted by Eddie @ 11:17 PM