"Yo man! I think I would know if a huge motherf***kin moose was behind me sniffing me! No! No! I said I would know!" -Randy
"You're so like....dumb." -me
"Addy grow a penis so I can have sex with you!" -Georgia

I really like chocolate cake, and I really like Dave. A chocolate Dave would be the best thing ever. Anyways, supposedly people are going to throw a bible at my head sometime, that should be funny since those people are like frigging gay. Today I cut an orange in half with a plastic knife, those things are dangerous I tells ya.
- posted by Eddie @ 9:28 PM